|Friday, September 23rd, 2005|
|a personal letter to a complete stranger
Dear Najiba Sarkis,
I writing you to express my sincere apology. My loving and caring mother received your voicemail last night but unfortunately she wasn't the "motherfuck at eleven o'clock" who was "calling to bothering people". My saintly mother was much too busy taking care of this special little girl who has touched all of our lives. She was very busy dressing Baby Pants up in various outfits so my very good internet friends could see the cutest baby on the internet dressed up in her new SUPER PUMPKINFROG holloween costume. I assure you that no one called your house in Michigan at 11pm EST/8pm PST. I wasn't even sure where Michigan was until I looked it up on the internet LOL :D
I am very sorry that you were unable to find these motherfucks that have the gall to make a phonecall so late at night. I completely understand your frustration and anger being woke by a ringing telephone. I blame the telephone company and manufacturers for not creating some kind of off switch. I'm writing them a letter next. Hey maybe you could call them up!? Haha! That's be so funny :d
In closing, I'd like to do my part to help you on this crusade against late calling motherfucks (who are not mothers((because mom's only love you))). I understand that everyone in Michigan is busy right now with those hurricaranas and whatnot. If any livejournal friends want to join our cause please contact one of the following people
33255 Breckenridge Dr.
Sterling Heights, MI
(586) 939-3142 (no bothering motherfucks please)
Jamie Louise Pants
The Internet, IE
via the internet
|Sunday, August 21st, 2005|
i've been playing with my new toy GOOGLE EARTH
mainly just spying on momagon
and stalking her but i found if you click on the part on the left where it says LAYERS and KEYHOLE these little points of interest come up when you zoom in. so i saw this one that says E.T.'S HOUSE and i'm all duh e.t. didn't have a house because he was a fucking e.t. it was eliot's house and then i went PENIS BREATH and started laughing so hard because that's my favorite line from that moive. 8 more hours. so so happy.
|END OF DAYS!!!
i'm writing this entry on my dad's computer that i have brought to work because fatboss has locked the work computer so ONLY NIGHT SHIFT cant get the internet. that makes me happy. why would you piss off the people who work for you when you are sleeping? don't they realize that if we are not doing the job well that they get woke up? oh well. doesn't matter anymore. this is my last shift. 11 hours from now i am a free man. i've been working the 9 days OF DOOM covering for rayray's vacation. i was told that he went to mexico on a TREASURE HUNT. that makes me happy. i guess the mexican people would mine for gold and silver and whatnot and when they found something they would build a house over it to hide it. one of rayray's relatives told him there is silver under some house so he went down there to find his family treasure. i don't know if he found it. i forgot to ask him. i'll just tell myself he found the motherlode and will be rich. that makes me happy. so i called rayray and asked him to work for me the next two weeks. i have two weeks of vacation left to take this year. he said no problem. rayray has always covered for me when i asked and i tried to do the same. he is a good man. that makes me happy. tomatoface called me last night and asked if i was sure i want to do this. i said yes. he said he got my letter but later told me he wanted me to stay "a week or so" until they could find a replacement. if he had read the letter he would have known that i said my termination date would be 9/6. silly tomatoface. he called tonight. he said "PANTS". he always calls me by my last name which i find rude but whatevs. so he says "PANTS, I'M GONNA MISS YA". so much for thinking the company is going to throw money at me to get me to stay. not that i would. i guess in some way i want to think that the company thought i was a an important part of the "team" and i used quotes for team because in this location there is no team. maybe it's just ego. i want them to have a hard time replacing me so they can see in hindsight that i was a valuable employee. that may be shallow and petty but it's how i feel. payback for the way they treated me even though i'm to blame because i let them treat me bad while repeting my mantra WHATEVER IS GOOD FOR THE COMPANY. a wise man once told me something that at the time i didn't understand. it confused me. it was back when i was a manager with this company. i got the job because my old boss was leaving and for once i stood up and said I WANT THIS JOB! the owner of the company saw something in me and said he would give it to me on a trial basis. i think it was 3 or 6 months. whatever it was my "trial basis" went about two months longer than it was suposed to. one day the owner came in and said the words. "pants", again with the last name but differnet person, "pants, you got the job. you are getting a raise, a car allowance and a gas card." then the wise words from the wise man. "FUCK YOU! HORAY FOR ME!" i was dumbfounded as he turned and left. i've told this story to a few people and they were like "HUH?!!?". that was my reaction too. but i've used that line many times. and i don't think i understand what he was trying to say that day but i know this. today i can say to him that his words of wisdom have never been truer. today i can say, with all honesty, that i get it. fuck you! horay for me! that makes me happy. happier than if been in a long long time. so i pass these words. from a boss. from a mentor. when you lose hope. when you are sad. when you just don't know what to do. take these words. they worked for me.
horay for me!
|I QUIT (day two)
when we last saw our lovable hobo he had left his resignation letter on the desk of the fatboss. funny thing is the letter is gone and no one said a word to me about it. i even called up the fatboss and not a word. oh well. i guess if he doesn't want to talk about it that's fine. i talked to my brother and he was all THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?!?!! nope. so here's the new plan. i'm working my 8th shift covering for rayray's vacation. one day to go. tomorrow night i will call rayray and ask him if he will cover some vacation for me. i will ask him to work my next two weeks seeing as how i have two weeks vacation left. so after monday morning at 6am i walk out of this place a free man. i'll get a chance to say goodbye to the people i like and avoid pepperjew and fatboss. it's perfect. everything is falling into place. you see george you really did have a wonderful life
|Saturday, August 20th, 2005|
i downloaded google earth to look at my house FROM SPACE but it points to the house three houses down the street.
good question. the reason i decided to quit my job is...as i typed that i thought there are so many reason i couldn't posibly name them all. last month my dad died. he died four months after he retired. i dont want that. he taught me a lot of things in life but, and i know this sounds gay, his death taught me the most important lesson. 14 years is a long time and i've been completely loyal to this company. some would say loyal to a fault. i've made a lot of friends that have since left this company to work for the competition and a few of them have offered me jobs for more money and better hours. i always turned them down because i loved this company. i believed in it. i had the WHATEVER IT TAKES attitude to provide the service our customers demand. i don't feel that anymore. one day i realized i was going to quit. i started asking the people in my life i care about what they thought about me quitting my job. not one person said don't. my brother only asked me to wait until we met with the laywer to figure out my dad's estate. that blew me away. all those people knew i wasn't happy and all those people want me to be happy. so what's next? the simple answer is I DON'T KNOW!
i may go back to school. i may look for a new job outside this industry (still loyal even though i dont feel it). i'm going to hang out with my baby neice who is turning 2 soon. i've been telling people i'm going to be a stay at home uncle. i will write more. i will bike to the beach more. i will read. i will quit smoking and drinking. i will live my life. and most important i will be happy.
so what's next? that is tomorrow's story
|Friday, August 19th, 2005|
ok it's done. resignation letters writen, sealed and waiting to be delivered. in two weeks this will be the first time i have been unemployed in 16 years. i think i'm going to buy a bike. sup?
I'M ONLY TAKING THIS QUIZ BECAUSE I WAS SAD I DIDN'T END UP ON MORE PEOPLE'S QUIZ
1. Go here
2. Pass it on.( my answersCollapse )
|Monday, August 15th, 2005|
i really hate it when people who work graveyard shift get mad at me for waking them up when they are suposed to be working. i mean i dont care if you sleep on the job. more power to you. if i didn't have the internet i would too. but dont look at me like i'm a douche because your store is open at 3am and i want to buy something
|Monday, August 8th, 2005|
|Sunday, August 7th, 2005|
I GUESS JENNY'S PENIS DIED. PASS IT ON TO ALL YOU'RE LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS
ps i hate all of you
|Saturday, July 30th, 2005|
|Sunday, July 24th, 2005|
back to the river on monday
back to work on tuesday
back to hating everything today
|Friday, July 22nd, 2005|
|NEWSFLASH!! BREAKING NEWS!!! FILM AT ELEVEN!!!
so the service went well and just like i told everyone I DIDN'T CRACK! there were a few weepy moments but the highlight of the day happened after. back at the bread face house. for those of you that dont know the bread faces are my brother and his wife along with baby pants. they are named that because bread face girl likes to put bread on her face because it's soft. so we are sitting around and looking at old photos. we've been doing this all week but now we had half the family there so we could get some questions answered. one of the big questions we had was WHO IS THIS NEGROID HOLDING JOHN?!! before i was born my brother was being held by a black who had a white wife and two oreo babies. so i ask my mom who this guy is and she says THAT'S JOHN'S GODFATHER!! so mister bread face girl was out of the room at the time and i told BFG that she has to be the one to tell him. i motion him over saying your wife has something to tell you and BFG goes YOU KNOW THE BLACK IN THE PIC? THAT'S YOUR GODFATHER! PIMPIN AINT EASY!!! hahahaha. ok i think that's it for now but i got so many more stories that are just too wacky.
oh wait. i forgot one thing. Mr. BFG was aking my mom who this guy is. what's him name. where is he. my mom said they had lost contact with them. then she said well your dad would remember their names so i go IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO ASK HIM!! haha. good times. i love that i can laugh with my family. so yeah everything is fine now i just need time to get things in order and stuff.
hearts and farts to you all
|Tuesday, July 19th, 2005|
|helo lj fans
not much to say right now. for those of you that are not on the super-secret fans list and dont get to read all of my fabulous posts that everyone loves so much then i can only say HAHAHAHAAHA IT'S BECAUSE UR A FAGIT
anyways i've been away because of a death in the family and i really didn't want to be a COMMENT WHORE and that's what those posts turn into. i'm just posting this to let my fans know that i am fine. the bread faces are fine. all the detail are coming in a few days. we've been busy making arrangement so i haven't had time to sit down and write anything until now.
needless to say there will be an epic post including my favorite and i know it's yours too
POO STORIES FROM GRANDMA!!!!
i'll give you a little tease because i'm a teaser
"you know, jamie. i probably shouldn't tell you this story. but. ONE TIME I DIDN'T CRAP FOR TWO MONTHS
end of tease. i know you miss me and worry. no need to comment
for dad i use the unicorn icon
|Sunday, July 10th, 2005|
|Saturday, July 2nd, 2005|
so much for 9 days off
i'm wearing girl socks
|Wednesday, June 29th, 2005|
i may or may not be off work for 9 days so i hope you all have a happy and safe 4th!
i'll be back july 9
|Monday, June 27th, 2005|